Red Hot Russian Lobster Girl

Part of a Russian experiment to create a new breed of super-soldier by combining the cells of a lobster with that of a human. RHRLG was married to Rock Lobster for a while but that ended when she killed him in his sleep. She is now engaged to Auto.

Lord Gobbler

Lord Gobbler, a giant cooked turkey, was an old drinking buddy of the Killer Robots. He ran out on his beer tab all the time though. Once the Killer robots we're forced to clean a bathroom and mop a floor to cover for him. Was involved with the kidnapping of Santa Clause one thanksgiving. He tried imprisoning the Killer Robots in a shipping container but they managed to break out. Currently recuperating after being cornered by Trog one foggy Christmas.

Grotus the Magnificent

A cypernetic jellyfish and Pan Universal Weightlifting champion. Journeyed to Earth to challenge a Norse Thunder God. Was smashed with a hammer and stabbed with a sword. Went back to his star system in shame. Never mentioned the incident to his friends.

Abraham Lincoln

A former nineteenth century Earth leader and riverboat captain. Kids today know him as the time travelling warlord Abraham Lincoln. His exploits across time and the universe are legendary. His preferred weapon is the Japanese Nunchaku.

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